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Why did the lobster blush?

Because the seaweed

 

What goes puttputtputtputtputtputtputtputtputt?

A really bad golfer.

 

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

fshhhhhhhh

 

 

What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment

 

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Who?
There's no need to cry about it!

 

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff

 

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug!

 

 

 

What do you call a man without a spade on his head?
Douglas

 

What’s black and white and red all over?

A sun burnt zebra!

 

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop!

 

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing it just waved!

 

How do you make a fruit punch?

Give it boxing lessons!

 

Knock knock,

Who’s there?

Scott,

Scott who?

Scott nothing to do with you!

 

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Do-you-think-he-saur-us!

 

What’s red and sits in the corner crying?

A naughty fire engine!

 

What happens if you dial 666?

You will get some policeman upside down!

 

What pop group kills household germs?
The Bleach boys!

 

Colin: Can I go to the toilet Miss?

Teacher: Not until you’ve said your alphabet.

Colin: Okay, abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz

Teacher: Where’s the p Colin.

Colin: Half way down my leg!

 

Why was the surgeon working on the motorway?

It needed bypass surgery!

 

What fish helps musicians?

A tune-a-fish!

 

Why don’t skeletons attend church?

‘Cause they don’t have any organs!

 

What do you get when you cross a skeleton with a famous detective?

Sherlock bones!

 

What did one traffic light say to the other?

Don’t look I’m changing!

 

What do hedgehogs have for lunch?

Prickled onions!

 

Captain: "Why didn’t you stop the ball?"

Goalie: "What do you think the net's for?"

 

What does the word ‘minimum’ mean?

A very small mother!

 

What do ghosts eat in Italian restaurants?

Spook-ghetti!

   

What is a frog’s favorite drink?

Croaka cola

 

Why is the graveyard so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

  

What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.

 

What is a hedgehog’s favorite packet of crisps?

Prickled onion.

  

What two letters are bad for your teeth?

DK

 

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Necktarines

  

What do frogs eat for breakfast?

Croakopops

 

WHAT SORT OF CAKE DO YOU EAT IN THE BATH?

A SPONGE!

 

Where do geologists go for entertainment?
To rock concerts!

 

Two teddy bears in an airing cupboard. Which one’s in the army?

The one in the tank!

 

What do you get if you dial 666?
An upside down police man.

 

 
 

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